He won the Generation Award and his acceptance speech had plenty of wisdom.

While accepting the Generation Award at the MTV Movie & TV Awards, Chris Pratt decided to dish some very important wisdom on a very important topic — the MPP, a.k.a. the mid-party poop.

“If you have to poop at a party but you’re embarrassed because you will stink up the bathroom, just do what I do. Lock the door. Sit down and get all the pee out first. Once all the pee is gone, you poop, flush, boom!” He said onstage.

“You minimize the amount of time the poop is touching the air. If you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and you pee on top of it and stirring up and the poop particles create a cloud. Then everyone will know that you pooped. Just trust me, it’s science.”

And that’s like, incredibly valuable advice that one would expect of a Generation Award winner, right? That’s not all he had to say, though, obviously. He had nine rules for the MTV generation, and technically two were poop-themed because another one of them was “don’t be a turd.”

He also encouraged viewers to be themselves, because no one is perfect.

“People are going to say you’re perfect just the way you are, you’re not,” he said. “You are imperfect, you always will be. There is a powerful force that designed you that way and it loves you and will accepts you for exactly who you are.”

Watch Chris’s full speech below.

 

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